Well Caligula supposedly was a bit to fond of his horse (that he gave positions to).

We want the shitty ones to fear us. The good ones should feel empowered by us.

I actually don’t really understand the whole “is sex addiction really a disease” thing because, like, if someone’s alcoholism or meth addiction led to them doing deviant disgusting shit (as it does at times) it wouldn’t be taken an a reason why they weren’t responsible for their behavior.

This fuck sure hasn’t done a good job of melting into the background so I think it’s a little overly kind to cook up scenarios in which he wishes he could.

He definitely knew how to bigly fuck something. Now he can go fornicate himself with an iron poker.

♫ He could be pardoned, he could be president. ♫

Looks like he’s following in the footsteps of Texas’ favorite little monster, “Ya Boy” Ethan Couch

He and Spitzer could have done so gd much if they could have kept it in their pants.

If this guy were a Republican, this would have had zero effect on his career.

“I got it... a guy named Weiner... who likes to show off his dick... and then completely fucks the presidential election! Too on the nose? Nah, I’m keeping it.”

He sucks at being a human so I think it fitting he’ll have to spend years of having to feel his mothers disappointed glare. If she’s like my mother there will also be large quantities of passive aggressive comments.

I guess Carlos’s middle name is Stranger.

It’s a bummer the dude’s a fuckin creepo criminal guy, because on the floor, he made CSPAN must-see tv

pls love yourself

Will this be before or after he is brought up on charges of the second-degree murder of America’s hopes and ability to sleep through the night?

Never in the history of humanity has one man’s dick ruined a nation.

This dude may be directly responsible for electing Tangerine Hitler, so yeah.

Weiner has recently been spotted riding a horse at sex addiction rehab, and moving in with his mother.

That’s not enough. Gitmo should be an exclusive black site just for him. Time travelers should castrate his father. He should be forced into a matrix-like virtual reality where he runs for president but loses against a porn star because of his sex scandals.

If they can charge high school kids in a consensual relationship, they can charge this douche canoe.