The Corleones would be an absolute upgrade.

I guess we have to wait until he’s inaugurated, takes office and sells out country to the highest bidder?

Nope, not going to happen. Keep your eye on the ball, liberals.

I’d like to be appointed Secretary of Sarcasm.

Hell, I have no political experience, but I am a woman and af-am, so obviously I am qualified to run welfare and SNAP departments, right?

I take trains and buses sometimes. Can I be Secretary of Transportation?

Shit, all of us commenting on this should apply for something (anything!) at TrumpCo. Fuck experience-who needs it?

Whereas I picture them singing this:

You’re right, Trump’s basically using a “take everything that isn’t nailed down” approach here. Every day I read about the latest “dubious” action the administration is taking or attempting to take and I ask “is this illegal, or just immoral?” This instance it seems, based on what I’ve read, to be actually illegal.…

I think the problem is that there aren’t laws for a lot of these things. Most presidents in the past followed these rules out of custom, respect for the office, or pressure from the press and an electorate that gave half a shit about corruption.

Yes she did. She had an insane track record of effective, years-long work, stunning qualifications, and numerous proven successes in exactly these areas before she took over like the unqualified, power-hungry madwoman that she is.

Nope.

They really are in touch with all regular Americans.

Nope, unlike his cult, we have the ability to use our memories and not be distracted by the latest shiny thing dangled in front of us. My cat has a longer attention span than his cult does.

I just want to remind you, young Jared, that everyone at Harvard knows your daddy had to call in favors and donate a couple milli to get your dumb ass in. Everyone. And so do you. Always remember that you’re wholly mediocre except for your silver spoon.

Why do we even have laws anyway?

After what Jared Kushner did to The Observer, it’s very clear that he is uniquely positioned as White House Sycophant-in-Chief.

So I have no political experience. Can I be a Secretary of Something?

I kind of get the feeling this Jared fellow is going to be running things with Pence while Trump feuds on Twitter 16 hours a day.