“Ultimately the affair ended. Bowser just couldn’t handle the disapproving stares from his friends and family, and Elephant Peach simply ate the flowers.”

He should absolutely have a show with Weird Al.

Imagine Fieri hosting a show and Weird Al was the Kevin Eubanks. 

But excellent fashion sense for someone with JRPG main character syndrome. 

Dogs, real or virtual, are stupid nasty things that get zero pets if I have the misfortune to encounter one. It makes sense that Hades owns a dog, and that they're so popular on police forces. Assholes flock together, even across species lines.

Two, so far.

Well, sure. People shouldn’t be surprised or angry about this. But we should, in fact, be surprised about how crazy impressive is Xbox SeX’s BC. Comparing both next-gen consoles, BC is an obvious and objective win for Microsoft.

But no love for the Atari ST... (: ;)