Most of the articles I’ve seen about this don’t mention that it was suicide.

Correction: The article says you need a ‘non-VOIP, non-prepaid’ phone number to link.

I have one of those, but I can’t link it. You need a cellular telephone on a network that Blizzard’s sms backend can message to, with SMS messages enabled.

I have a landline, so my number won’t work.

(In b4 ‘why do you have a landline’:…

Yeah. Ouch indeed.

When I see a keyboard article not by Mike Fahey it makes me fear for his health.

I use the News channel a lot. I wish I could remove the Nintendo Switch Online button. I’ve never found anything useful in there, and its insistence on being bright red is annoying.

Chevrolet, Nissan, BMW, and Hyundai/Kia are not new brands.

Because without explicit mention of ‘in the context of speedrunning’, a reasonable person would assume the shortcut was a long-hidden Easter egg. That sort of thing not being found for over a decade would be pretty interesting!

A Kotaku article about tattoos without mentioning Mike Fahey’s totally awesome Jazz Jackrabbit?

All this and no one brought up:

Because it’s really difficult to keep eating and paying rent when going to school.

<pedant> Those are butterfly doors, not gullwing. </pedant>

I have very large hands and find the Micro much more comfortable than the SP - it’s smaller overall but the wider form factor makes it easier to deal with, especially the shoulder buttons.

Why 300 HP? You don’t need that in a ‘people mover’.

I got a PS5 primarily because I’m a total sucker for Ratchet & Clank games.

Also, the boat sinks.

Spare tires. So many cars now don’t include one.

How about a quality battery/drivetrain from any other manufacturer, without the fit and finishment issues? It’s not like Tesla is the only one winding decent motors.

Figuring out that weird language is part of the game.

Many new cars don’t even come with a donut spare. It was an option on my Hyundai. And a full-size wouldn’t fit in the spot for it.

Oddest thing that happened to me at a gas station (I worked there) was teaching Susan Lucci how to pump gas. We didn’t have full serve. (I think she lived in New Jersey, where it’s not legal to pump your own gas. She went to Montauk for a shoot.)