In all my years of customer service the best angry statement directed at me has been ‘Listen to me, you inbred twatwaffle.’

Well, I went to the Lane Motor Museum largely to see their collection of cool weird cars this past weekend. And they had lots of those.

I care about Formula E, thus invalidating your entire ‘nobody cares’.

I get ever so slightly better fuel economy on 100% gas than I do on E10 (I use regular, not 91.)

And here I thought the Beatles were the biggest band in the world. They sell the most records, anyway.

This is true, but if someone has the access to pull the SSD out of my computer, they also have the access to beat the password out of me.

... my Veloster Premium doesn’t have a HUD.

At least you can fly during it now, which helps de-slog it quite a bit.

It absolutely infuriates me when I get through a login queue - which I have been dealing with since before this mess started, and Midgardsormer isn’t even a high-pop world - and I see Alice Hoggenfadden standing nose into the aetheryte outside the Thaumaturge’s Guild, idle.

Many of my single-player games don’t work in Proton. The most popular ones do, but once I get into niche, old, or weird titles, it’s much more of a crapshoot.

SteamOS, of course.

He was both charging people, and providing Nintendo Switch ROMs. A lot of the games are still sold in stores.

Lego kit prices are remarkably consistent. They’re almost always roughly 10 cents per piece.

You’re coming at this all wrong. We should be ENCOURAGING insanely rich people to spend lots of money on things like this.

| I mean, he’s loud and looks goofy, but his persona is also unfailingly nice and polite and excited about everything.

It’s odd, but Nintendo is the least censoring of the console giants. If you can get an ESRB rating on it, they’ll allow it.

Selling something that belongs to your husband because he cheated on you is called ‘theft’.

My cats have managed to pull my mechanical keyboard off my desk. In all fairness, they’re Maine Coons, so larger than the average cat.

Mike, I’m glad it’s a keyboard you really like, but we all know what it’ll take to knock it off its place on your desktop.

One of my artist friends drew Bowser dressed as Bowzer. Jon Bauman was amused.