leave it in the street. run over it after the show.

i just got sponsored links via taboola - why doesn't adblock block taboola? i'd rather see the terrifying amazon links.

but that's my favorite part.

doesn't even seem like it ought to be a thing, does it?

you're through, lemonade nazi.

i blame the stonecutters.

it works any time i'm cooking something, but definitely every memorial day weekend, as the butts are being prepped for the smoker, "smoke it? what are you smokin? 'cause i ain't slow-cooking jack. we're flash frying this muthah." no one else present ever watched athf, so i only amuse myself.

halle berry / 'catwoman' ruined that dream for at least a couple more decades to come.

only insofar as "appealing to the lowest common denominator" can be called doing something right. i'd rather be wrong. and poor.

or the adventures of brisco county jr.

then maybe female stories should have more explosions and car chases in them. i think 'lucy' did pretty good (and if there's any justice, she made more money playing that role than the mostly useless eye candy she portrayed in any of the avenger movies).

in the grand scheme of big money, she's just an actress. i don't think robert downey jr owns fleets of container ships, either.

no, you're the one who's never really seen her in anything, so good for you.

charlize theron, a sub-saharan african, is also not on the list.

rodney dane jerfield

maybe at domestic box office (depends which site you look it up), but only #5 globally - 'frozen' was the top-grossing movie that year, apparently.

i only care about / keep up w/ one of those series. 'the hunger games' is not that series. even for her part in those x-men movies (according to imdb, the only things i've ever seen her in), i didn't know it was her until the second one. i'm not convinced that she's even a good actress.

he'll suck your dick if you just get him something he can jerk off to.

aqua teen won't ever be cancelled. aqua teen won't be dismantled.

i may have thought it was spelled w/ an E (if i ever thought about it, which i did not), but if that was the case i'd have been pronouncing it "-stine" all these years. it was always pronounced "-stain," so i guess i'm native to this universe