i think the appeal is having proof that "so-and-so touched this." you could shove one of these cards down your pants, and it's only one degree removed from having luke skywalker's hand down there.

was i wrong, or was i just not supposed to type it out loud?

or we could all sell one of gaffigan's kids, and everyone could see the movie.

not necessarily realistic - they just turned everyone in to a bunch of porkers (new tifa looks normal-sized except for her massive feet, but that was always an issue - if realism is what they were after, then why didn't they scale those boats down a bit?). if the whole exercise was just to make them all fit their…

it would have been a perfectly cromulent team name if he'd never become president. thanks, obama.

what the hell's a jigadollar?

it's just that sort of treacly maudlin shit that makes the rest of the world laugh at the modern american christian. keep laughing, world - you're on the right path, and they'll be in on the joke sooner or later.

heh. poots.

he's no rob lowe, but i wouldn't mind kissing him.

the band's name was ramones. it wasn't THE ramones.

you're supposed to rub them on your face.

now billy and the boingers need to release a new album.

then why would they want to watch soccer?

let's say these platters of twinkies represent the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the new york area…

from the business side of the issue (the side from which he speaks), the performers are commodities.

then you're a statistical anomaly. it's not impossible that this lady is too, but the MRA phenomenon does seem to be borne of the internet, and this isn't y'all's traditional stomping ground. i've got friends 5 years older than i (and i'm nearing 41) that wouldn't know what i was talking about if i blurted MRA in to a…

this has already been covered http://www.avclub.com/artic…

what of yodit just sounds made up.

and now i've read the review, she never said 'MRA' (that was just this article), but i don't think a 70-year-old knows what a men's rights activist is either. the accusation stands.

does a 70-year-old of any gender really know what an MRA is (or what it even stands for)? i call shenanigans.