I’m more interested in the person who traded a Grom for a Harley.

We would settle for grainy trail camera footage

It really desperately needs another 5hp, but I’m sure if it had 15hp, then I’d be saying “This thing could really use another 5 horsepower.”

If they were my dogs I’d tell them to make do with the sedan. All the other dogs don’t even own cars. Ungrateful bitches.

That launch was a smashing success, as Tesla broke into a new market. Their presentation wasn’t bulletproof, but gave us a window into their product. I’m confident they will crack their sales targets.

Right, so you don’t DO Teslas because they have to be attached to the network for supercharging, and who knows what else. Whereas a car with an ICE doesn’t NEED to talk to the mothership before you can put gas in it. That’s why you at least START there. Also, any cracker worth a damn is going to know to look for CRCs,…

“Good morning, Mister Smith. We have a special today; enable your heater, turn signals and the radio for only $9.99!”

Buried the lead here. The eradication of polio is wonderful!

Polo = polio? Haha. I’m opposed to the post-colonialism classist sport that polo has become too.

I have read Jalopnik for years now, but never commented. But this is the article I will comment on. A friend of mine and I ride together a lot. Like probably 2-3000 miles this year alone. We have them for us and our girlfriends. I cannot go back to riding without one. Very few things in life that I call game-changing,…

Check the hold for Sciroccos and Syclones.

Weird, I’ve been getting phone calls in the middle of the night every night for weeks. Every time I pick up, all I hear is heavy breathing and “I know who you are, and I know which of your O2 sensors is bad.”

That totally explains it!! This guy was stalking me for about a week. He finally caught up with me and whispered in my ear, “P0103, You have a problem with your mass air flow sensor”. True story!

I ended up getting an RX-8 over the 350z. The wheel base was 2 inches longer but weighed 500 lbs less, felt like a smaller car and handled much much better. The RX was a much better car in every way and felt more like a sports car except for the engine. Or look at the BRZ/86, that has a back seat and is smaller than a…

Most wholesome thing I’ve seen all week. Thanks for sharing Torch.

Well, it won’t ever get a V8 with that attitude!

Restaurant edition.

If you’ve ever driven on “slickrock” you’d realise this is not impressive at all. He essentially climbed a steep and slightly bumpy driveway with a surface that has way more traction than asphalt.

I have a Toyota Sera, the car which supposedly inspired the doors on the F1 (and this). The F1 didn’t have the glass wrap up and over into the roof (like the Sera), this kind of does. It is a very unique and beautiful feature that completely changes how you feel in the car. The Sera doesn’t have a support/separator…

I drove manuals in hours long traffic on the 405 in LA. It’s shitty, but it’s shitty in anything. It wasn’t enough to make me want to quit the clutch.