Not even gonna lie, In Through the Out Door is my fave. 

Do you daily your P-car? I do, and things like podcasts and audiobooks are so great to have on a daily commute. It’s even better when the playback device is my phone, because it keeps my place when I go between cars.

I see the last tape that I ever bought in there before graduating to compact discs... pearl jam.

Man, that’s a early 90s collection if I ever saw one. I can look at that and be like “this dude is my age.” 

No Pikes, No Pebble Beach, No Goodwood...

How do you pronounce Daimler-Chrysler in German?  You pronounce the Daimler, the Chrysler is silent. 

Sounds like a merger of true equals. Calling the ghost of Mergio!!

$150? you wish. I wish. The actual spectator ticket (lowest price) was $400

Is your car smarter than a horse? No, no it is not. 

i can imagine. very low, very heavy. like trying to slide a manhole cover across a shag rug.

or a new Corolla hatch

The actual answer ^.

Just go buy a new Camry already and be happy with another trouble-free 15 years.

New diversion? If you have kids at home, you generally have less time than ever before.

That had to be a 460. Even with EFI those engines drink fuel like a teenager drinks beer at spring break

Good one! I’d be happy if they just removed the debris from previous car crashes.

All your base are belong to us.

If there’s one thing I’m certain of, it’s that my fellow Americans will treat these robots with love and respect just like HitchBOT who traveled across this great nation from Boston to ... oh Jesus it was decapitated in Phili???

I read a thing about the German Model of Kurzarbiet. The idea is that a German Company doesn’t furlough critical skilled workers, but puts them on short shifts. The government pays a portion of the lost wages to the workers. It costs the government less than unemployment and saves the workforce of skilled workers for…

Officer: “So, tell me what happened”