Behold....

I’ll just leave this here.

It would make paying $20k for a 10 year old Tacoma with 150k miles 0n it a lot more palatable, for one.

My minimum bills every year are already over that amount. And my wife and I finally were able to get a house. That’s barely over 1000 sq feet in the cheap part of town.

2nd gear

Peter Egen is the GOAT

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

1st Gear: If this sounds like the whole Cash for Clunkers program to you—you’re not wrong.

This is actually called a Turbolaser.

And yet...

If we’re going by Porsche nomenclature then this part is a turbo now.

The finished product will just be a Deathstar with “Cayenne GTS” in really big letters. We all know it.

The BMW version will be called the Stealth.

GM does not underrate hp numbers.

This question was answered in 1984 via mankind’s crowning cinematic achievement, Red Dawn:

BOAC 1000km 1970. Pedro Rodriguez in the 917. Looses a lap with a penalty early on proceeds to destroy the field in a Porsche 917 which was a car not exactly suited to wet conditions. Watch for the drifts coming out of Druids

Any wet race with Senna in it.

It’s just you. And everybody else. 

Is it just me or does the side profile look like a Mustang?