Holy shit that is not ok. You are 14. You need to call CPS stat. 

danksgiving am i right?

Especially since it is unlikely that Meghan and Kate have a feud. 

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I’m going to paste your mom right in the nose, if that’s okay.

OK dick haver. 

We should separate them from their children, too, just to be sure. Also, who wouldn’t get behind a movement to have fewer kids on planes?

I’m generally in favor of arresting anyone who has a higher boarding priority than me.

This is correct, there is no one as stupid, culturally, socially, politically, economically & sexually as this crude brain dead fuck. And you know what is the part that is the most fucking infuriating? Rather than admit they made a mistake, white folks are determined to burn it all to the ground rather than admit they…

Barkley is just bitter because most women have rings, and he doesn’t. 

Good reporting.

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

It's where bread dough rises.

Make him cry, Liz. 

And while Elizabeth Warren uses polysyllabic words while Joe talks like a seventh-grader, she nevertheless serves the interests of LaQuan, and Kristen, and Brent. And that’s why she’s winning.

“But if anyone wants to defend keeping those high profits for insurance companies, and those high profits for drug companies, and not making the top 1 percent pay a fair share in taxes, and not making corporations pay a fair share in taxes, then I think they’re running in the wrong presidential primary.”

A talk my dad had with me, also at around 14, when my mum was away on vacation for a week: “I’m going grocery shopping. If you need me to pick up tampons or condoms, let me know. Not that I’m assuming you need either of those things at this moment, but the offer is there”.

This is the talk my biker Dad had with me at 14: “Hey kiddo, I’m pretty sure you aren’t thinking about it yet, but when you feel you might need some birth control just let me know, and I’ll take you to the doctor or Planned Parenthood. No questions, no problems” Sure, it was awkward as hell, but in his own way he was…

“Today the NYPD was stabbed in the back by the very same people we swore to protect,” Sergeant Benevolent Association President Ed Mullins said

New York Police Department officials are upset over the passage of a ballot measure that gives a civilian oversight watchdog more authority to investigate police officers who lie during investigations into police brutality, corruption and misconduct.