Absolute winner, forever.

I’m really torn: I think a general strike (and of women! Wooo!) is a GLORIOUS thing, but........

Whu.....what!? No. Please, no.

Oh, hell. That’s my hat. Bought it at Macy’s last fall. I love(d) that hat.

They are up front about what other religions assiduously, if more covertly, do.

What a ridiculous thing to say. I have been an avowed and loud feminist since childhood.

You are right. Im so sorry.

Statute

I think I love you.

Empowerful

Yes, I have been grabbed by the pussy. It did not rob me of my ability to think abstractly, it turns out.

Huh. I think it means “if you’re interested in her sexually, make yourself intellectually attractive and also admire her intelligence.” I REALLY don’t think the idea here is forcible entry into ones gray matter, or even ones psyche......the literal reading is kind of silly and makes me want to say “calm down.”

Dang. That was ........gugh, words fail. Love Keillor so much.

The reason we do that is because it is the correct way. Now, get off my lawn.

Probably it’s happened to lots and lots of guys. I’m sorry you were sexually assaulted.

STARTING? Oh, my sweet summer child....

Agreed: If there ever was a time for the old, “If you repeat a lie loudly and often enough, it becomes true,’ thing, that time is now.

It’s terrible.....you should send it to me immediately and I will hide its terribleness from the world by hanging it on my front door and using a photo of it for my Christmas cards.

Helpless laughter. Very nice, sir.