I will not watch this in my house

...he did, though.

Yes God forbid we have a nuanced adult answer.

While a particularly breathtaking scene in The Last Jedi hinted towards Leia’s ability to invoke The Force, The Rise Of Skywalker would have equipped her with a lightsaber and shown the full scope of her abilities.“People used to say to me, ‘Why is it that Carrie never gets a lightsaber and chops up some bad guys,’”…

I’ve never seen so much confusion about a game before. Like, is it that difficult? Singleplayer = Overwatch 2, everything else = both games. They had to split up the team to work on both games at the same time, or whatever.

This seems like a super ideal situation in which Overwatch players are gonna get a ton of free…

so what about the semantics is the problem exactly? Expansion sequel, whatever. It’s a huge burst of content and systemic changes that have cost them lots of man-hours and dev-time and thus needs to be sold as a standalone product.

No Bionicle?

I’m not going to pull some of the greys out into the light... but I will agree that your use of “never” is correct here. Because you can never fully relive that first time.

And so it begins

And those kids are the future of the industry, so Fortnite deserves its place. Fortnite is to the 14 year olds of today what Golden Eye was to 14 year olds in my younger days. 

I’m amazed GTA5 didn’t make at least an honorable mention for 2013.

Did Hollywood really not expect us to figure out such an obvious twist? The guy is clearly a werewolf.

Soon, it will be a two pack with Fallout 76

How long before copies of ‘Anthem’ start showing up in people's mailboxes, like frigging AOL discs?

I always hear about how much better PC is over console. And I get it. Larger library, and modding.

some will likely say that the option is meant to court an imagined apolitical or Trump-loving crowd

I’ve come to sort of skip this stuff not because it’s disagreeable but because I feel like I’ve already heard every Trump joke. You can only say, he’s an immoral, bigoted blowhard so many times before it ceases to be funny and just becomes dull.

Service... i hate this word. This is vocabulary guidelines to make it seem nicer than “paid to kill people.” All soldiers are paid for their ‘work’. “Thank you for your service...” gross.

I reject the default notion of “Respect the Troops”. Fuck that. As a member of the Brazilian Jiu Jitsu community and as an Oklahoman, I have met a shitload of veterans from all generations and locations. While a fair few are decent folk, the actual majority are violent, dim, racist assholes. Even the ones who could be…