You had to find something to bitch about didn’t you.

“More women prison guards!”

Man, Luigi from the Mario & Luigi games is an easy #1 for me (with Paper still in 2nd). He rocks Peach’s dress and even turns into a giant. Big miss on what is an otherwise professional piece of journalism.

If the first of the sequels underperforms, the rest of the series might go straight to Disney+ too.

When are the Duke Nukem, sorry Avatar sequels coming out again? 

Sequels continue to be stuck at a few years away, always a few years away still. The year will be 2047, Disney will have subsumed all other streaming services, all internet, and half of the continental United States, and the sequels will still be a few years out.

I was really pushing for “Death Stare” Luigi

Excuse me, but you forgot the actual best Luigi - the one from the Mario & Luigi RPGs, who has incredible amounts of personality and charm.

AND....Obama was born in Kenya!

FEMA processing camps

The band announced five new dates on its Instagram today, including a two-weekend headlining stint at Coachella.

By 2020 you'll be fine with it in hindsight. 

It’s Always Sunny learned the right lessons from Blazing Saddles. If you’re going to say awful things, have it come out of the mouths of awful people

History of the World Part 2 solidified Brooks’s ethos and my ideal view of comedy when he played a stand up philosopher

“If you’re going to watch Blazing Saddles in 2019, your cringe muscles are going to get a workout”

Fun fact: the “You know...morons.” bit was ad libbed by Wilder.

I’ve always heard people claiming that “You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today!”, and yet shows like It’s Always Sunny get away with similar jokes.

Who had the better 1974: Brooks (Blazing and Frankenstein) or Coppola (Conversation and Godfather II)?

Meanwhile Amazon, Exxon,General Electric, Verizon, and others paid no federal income tax, but yes go after these few cases to distract us from how we are being screwed by big corporations.