That's the point. It's supposed to be stupid. That's RE5's whole appeal. It's a fun co-op action game with a campy action movie plot. There are countless things my friends and I quote from that game that are simply hilarious.

I mean the series is about a company that sells zombies.

I loved RE5. I gave up on 6 about halfway through. Then loved Revelations. Had no interest in 7 though. The change in perspective and format wasn’t for me.

In other words: Werner Herzog is German.

Man who realizes that everyone hates him.

Years ago, I had a choice between buying this or Krist Novoselic’s pink pants. *camera pans down to reveal me wearing said pants* I stand by my decision.

“In the weeks before Red Dead Redemption 2’s release, Rockstar’s culture of crunch is criticized.”

“always looking for a nut.”

Lol, have you met any movie critics? Ebert was notorious for sobbing profusely and throwing cats off of roofs when a movie he didn’t like went on to box office and award success. It’s where the term “Ebert Cat Mania” comes from. King Kong is loosely based off of his life.

That would have been entertaining !

I’m more curious how many AV club bloggers and Rotten Tomatoes “approved critics” are desperately trying not to take a shot of bleach right now due to how popular and acclaimed the movie was.

I’m more interested in him being in jail and not being anywhere near another woman than a video of him being told is “freddy krueger”.

if youre a stand up comedian, on a stage-yeah, do that.

It has an absolutely absurd amount of content. 

Weinstein deserves the hate, but well, too bad this was supposed to be comedy and it wasn’t funny at all.

You totally don’t know that, but also:

Sounds to me like Bachman went into overdrive, you know what I’m saying?  You just ain’t seen nothing yet!

“Al-Qatala”? What, are they worried about a lawsuit?

I fully realized this was a Call of Duty game when, after the mentioned London shootout, one of the main characters looked directly into the camera and said “if only our hands weren’t tied by politics, laws, or rules and could deal with these threats the way they need.”

When you make a game that is trying to make a statement by having a suicide bombing as your first sequence, you make your reviews into this.