It’s so fast you’ll be hungry again four years ago.

Sure thing, Richie Rich. Where do you live?

Me likey.

I’m asking Dave Ramsey if this makes sense.

I’m guessing you’re an attorney. No offense.

Almost. Over-the-air update coming soon.

Inside the frunk of the cybertruck.

Tesla recently began installing new Supercharger stations that feature a “Magic Dock” adapter...

Another cool car I’ll never afford.

Life in the big capitalist city.

MAGA DAD ANGRY

A symbolic setback? Oh no!!

I’m rich and I think EVs are cool.

What the hell did I just try to skim?

Can it drive a Tesla?

This is probably the whitest thing ever.

You’re from Utah, I’m guessing.

Damn, this is some sarcastically contrived writing.

Oh damn. This isn’t good. I’ve always been fascinated by Tesla even though their vehicles suck and you can’t trust white South Africans. But this isn’t good news for the company.

Those parts/repairs are cheaper than the Ford, but the weeks of lost revenue outstrip those savings.