Those brown leather Recaros in the rear of the sedan are perfect.

[Mercedes-Benz dealership, interior, phone in Sales department rings.]

One almost has to wonder if it’s simply a reflection of staggering markups applied to these in the first place.

Maybe the word I’m looking for is ‘poetic.’

I know this is just a blasphemy post. But what improves from this combo?

Tesla + Hims + Crypto.com + Car tuner Hennessey

electric halo

Dammit

My doctor assured me that I will never have to worry about this.

Right? You can just leave a car unattended in the garage for days at a time and the police don’t even bat an eye.

Tom or Penelope?

This needs to be marked NSFW, this sort of video can lead to unexpected mini-vans

Cramer is one of those experts in EVERY topic, don’t you know? Subprime bonds for a Brazilian infrastructure project - he needs to be heard!

Some guy named Jason in Texas said he’s interested but asked if he can get 15-year terms?

You can always trust Asston Fartin La Donga

Stellantis obviously prefers the pronouns she/it.

This was before “cougar” meant “cougar”, as people mean it today. Crazy and hot, as explained here;

Guh.  The first car I ever bought new was a red 1999 cougar with the 6 and the manual.  My first wife liked it because it had a giant door sill plate that said “cougar” on it.  It looked ok but the gearbox was clunky, it was slow, and it was the most uncomfortable car ever.  Guh...