his mistreatment of a female employee

Jihad Mohammad? 

‘merica....love it or leave it.

Whatever Consumer Reports thinks. 

It surprises me that auto manufacturers view Jalopnik as legit and fly you guys around.

Adaptive dampers?

Gazoline

More like, Awwww...that thing sucks.

The incEl Camino version of three on the tree. 

You can’t get it wet? I’m sure this has been said before but is it a gremlin?

Cool. I’m gonna rush out and buy one now.

Join the Mexican biathlon team?

What do I dress up as when riding this particular strain of HD?

Pic three shows them. Have fun sitting in the leather seats of your M2.

Have you seen Korean cars lately?

I’m not saying it’s bad just that they don’t have them.

Corporations don’t have souls.

Crank windows? NP.

More like gurgled, “I love you.”

Does CR have issues of Jalopnik handy?