Consumer Reports uses Excel.

Wow, this site blows chunks now. Between the obsession with hating the rich and Consumer Reports, I just can’t anymore. I’m out for good. Best of luck Consumer, oops, I mean Jalopnik.

jzs fuk, who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

A few days ago there was a stalled iX in the middle of the road. Did Fisker build that one too?

I’d take the Accord.

$ORRYNOT$ORRY

I’d get the Accord.

I’d get the Accord.

With Jezebel gone, I guess this is how we’re gonna get our girls-gone-very-bad reports.

The vehicle just needs a new name and problems solved. No vowels like the cool kids.

Hard pass. REALLY hard pass.

lol...same here.

I prefer the naturally aspirated model.

$100k per panel.

wow

Computer man is bored.

Nine speed transmissions tend to work oddly.

It’s different. And it could ruin Tesla, which would be crazy.

Why what?

That’s my spirit animal.