I really hope Twitter goes under. Also, Facebook.

You guys really have crap taste in cars.

And it’d be a used dirt bike and I’d stay off the roads cuz idiots.

Cars nowadays are smartphones on wheels and I don’t see what’s weird about that.

Yeah, I think 2018 is when Aston Martin became a public company.

Hello Mrs. Lauda!!

Air-cooled Beetles aren’t in the teens.

lol

RWD, stick shift, n/a engine, analog instrument panel, two doors, no driver aids.

Cursing.

Urban the NFL coach lasted slightly longer than Urban the pope.

So, it’s a Portiac? A Pontche?

Good on them!! Four cylinders have no place in high performance cars.

omg...Girl with the Dogs. I’m obsessed.

Are you my twin? Fail Army and the Dodo...mmmmmm.

Donkey or small airplane?

Does it have an outlet to charge the penis pump?

I hate complicated, heavy, assisted-engine cars with touchscreens. But dayum, I want this M2.

Lambo STO clearance sale!

I’m kinda in the market for a CTS-V coupe. Every and I mean every single one of them is murdered out. Every single one, I swear.