I’m not gonna post any pics but dayum, VW messed up the Beetle with that 911 update.

Kinda like me. I would really like an Aston but can only afford maybe 5% of one. 

I was gonna make a snide humble brag comment, but dayum that rear seat is rough so never mind.

ND.

Is Friday First World Problems Day on Jalopnik?

I got the iPhone 14 Max Pro the day it came out...

Ford has this car called the Mustang. You should check it out when you come out of your hole in the ground.

Is BMW going to recall 30+ years’ worth of vehicles for turn indicator problems?

That’s a hot hatch. NP.

Hope that wasn’t an S63 with the 6.2l V8.

I’m assuming charcoal briquets.

I got only male privilege going for me.

She was the living embodiment of white privilege so good for her, I guess.

You daily the GT350?

Nah...hybrids are not worth their weight in batteries and what-not for sporty applications.

I daily a 2005 GT with a stick.

Living in China seems like it really sucks so I’m not sure that’s an aspirational lifestyle.

Fifty five and counting.

EVs suck.