Flooring?

My 2008 Mazda5 has a freakin’ five speed.

Interior Steering Wheel: Standard

As Musk is a loyal adherent of Silicon Valley libertarianism, those “overly sensitive” sensors equate to state intervention. And that’s bad!

I wonder how many “millionaires” actually finance vehicles like these.

If I’m not mistaken, the first-gen S2000 generated the most hp/liter for a naturally aspirated engine until the 360.

It’s the new Takata virtual airbag.

Totally. It’s so annoying too. Like a Versa needs a black license plate?

Admittedly, this is California-centric but how about “BlackPlate” and “BluePlate”?

I guess we now know what a slammed Humvee looks like.

Cars should be on the road not in a museum.

Supercar styling in an autonomous vehicle is appealing. Autonomous supercar performance...yikes!

This makes sense as he’s using his alter ego.

Makes sense. The first-gen R8 stood out more.

You actually think the R8 looks like an A3?

With that commute a used Phantom and a chauffeur.

But what does Fancy Kristen think of this behemoth?

I predict a new recurring Jalopnik column: “Here’s what we’ll remember about the [insert any sedan].”

I bet those seats are covered in baby beluga skin.

Yep, I have a 5 and it’s the 2.3 only.