You’re my freakin’ hero.

Exposed rivets, dude.

It’s funny you say invisible to cops. The Odyssey with its V6 can hustle. More than a few times I look down and I’m pushing 80 mph without knowing it.

Thing’s been dead for a while. It’s just time to bury it.

I keep saying that to myself in the mirror every day....

That owning two minivans doesn’t make me less a man.

You seem judgmental against punctuation.

This’ll probably lead to more misinformation: you don’t have to look behind you anymore. Just use the camera.

I saw this video a little while back that too many bumper stickers throws off the balance of the vehicle and induces over steer.

Peasants. I use parts from my donor Gullwing.

If you look really closely at the video, you’ll see it’s a three-on-the-tree.

That’s cool. But it needs some applique sparkly things to make it more...fancy.

I wonder if Tavarish is disappointed that this isn’t the Lambo he’s fixing up.

Looks appealing but you lost me at Paula Deen. Eff her.

Yeah, half...like his free throw percentage.

he’s sending out a shit ton of creepy/con man vibes for me. In interviews, to say he comes across as sleazy is an enormous understatement.

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I work in Oceanside and see those skydivers a few times a week driving home.

you can see LA from OC occasionally.

Actually, it’d be most impressive if he was racing this in an 18 wheeler or greyhound bus.