To keep it alliterative:

You assume they attended regularly.

Of course it’s a BMW.

True story:

Did you see the Gawker article about the car that fell from the sky on the girl? I immediately thought of your post.

Ed Begley Jr. is a great idea.

That’s NC-17. Gotta keep it family-friendly.

Ted Nugent kills him in the movie. Is that better?

These movies are ripe for some type of parody a la Airplane.

+1 for thinking outside the box

This can be done to any car.

His half-brother Lee Satanist started the fire.

The one with the supercharged inline six?

That's all I can do is dream.

Fear of a Deadspin Planet

There’s a rumor about a Porsche modified by Ruff somewhere in southern California.

Plastic made to look like chrome is not my idea of progress.

For rallying.

Now that’s how a fender vent should be done.

Cool. Even better if this race was on the Isle of Man.