You took these photos Tavarish? Damn dude, is there anything you don’t do well??

Preach on, brother.

Basically, it’s a modern (i.e. blinged-out) version of this:

Make them not resemble alternators so idiots don’t get confused and get the wrong tattoo.

What is the difference between an Executive Engineer, a Chief Engineer, and an Executive Chief Engineer?

Too much body; too little window.

My wife bought some a few days ago so I got that deliciousness fresh on my brain.

I have a sudden urge for a snickerdoodle.

Yes. All that weirdness coalesces quite nicely when seen in person.

Yep. I saw one at an auto show. It’s freakin’ huge as it has to be with those wheels. It made me feel like the inadequate plebe that I am.

200% disagreement. Ugly in photos and in person. The Model S has more presence.

Gawd, I know this is a cliche but a 911. Those hips hiding the rear meats...yowza. And it’s such a tidy design with all sorts of interesting curves. Mmmmmmm.

Eww. That weird protruding lip is just wrong.

Or Magnum P.I.

Sorry, can’t recommend anything with Ashton Kutcher. :)

That looks like the car you’d get selling defective Mary Kay.

Joe Montana?

Yep.

My parents have a first-gen xB. They're in their mid-seventies. They love it because they can get in without crouching.

#Really?