I still wake up itching my arms sometimes, 3 years after the last infestation.

Asbury Park Press. Not Ashbury.

I don’t think what Hershey’s makes can really still qualify as “chocolate” given all the additives.

Also, the phrase is “bean-to-bar” not “bar-to-bean”.

Despite being remelted, Mast Brothers is still not “candy”. It’s remelted Valrhona, for fuck’s sake.

I think you’re using the word “itch” to mean “scratch”...

Catholics have some really fucked-up ideas about gay people and, ESPECIALLY, about women. But dammit, they’re excellent with philosophy and science. Especially the Jesuits.

And their vote carries the same weight as anyone else’s.... Scary.

Just to be clear, this is The Satanic Temple, run by Lucien Greaves (Doug Mesner). The Church of Satan was founded by the late Anton Szandor LaVey in the 60s and has nothing to do with this.

The founders of our nation ensured that no one religion should take precedence over the rest and preferred secularism over a Christian nation. It’s in the fucking Constitution.

I’m guessing if a woman was running not even shirtless but in a sports bra, the people at the Moody Bible Institute would call her a whore or a Jezebel or whatever.

I think people, particularly in America, remember her for ripping the photo of the Pope on Saturday Night Live but don’t remember what for.

I'm seriously creeped out by your dad talking about your boobs. Ewwwww...

I'm so sorry about Kitchenette. I hope BCO will stay alive somewhere else. I love BCO and read it every week.

I don’t understand why this is a thing. I’ve seen gay people try to push lesbians out of their communities and especially transpeople. I don’t get it. Especially people who have experienced discrimination themselves. WTF? There’d be no fucking gay rights movement without transgendered people.

It’s going to be like Islam where we say “Merry Christmas” five times a day while facing Trump Tower, NYC.

I agree with you, but you’re speaking with derision towards a service industry worker as if she’s lesser than you. I don’t think that’s OK. Even if you disagree with her opinion, she’s no less than you are.

I can’t believe anyone from Fox News would be terrible to people in the service industry...

Huge? No. But regardless of your alcohol tolerance, seven margaritas does make a person (ANY person) legally too impaired to drive and endangers the lives of people around them.

Honestly, this seems like perfectly normal behavior for Chinese restaurants.