To be fair, it really tied the room together...

A seven? What does her looks have to do with this?

Cannot wait for Jessica Jones. I know it's going to be amazing though problematic.

Have you seen Lucky Charms boxes lately?

“We have actually witnessed a Douche Bag invade a women’s personal space while simultaneously flexing his shaved pecks and popping the collar of his Ed Hardy shirt. Douche Bags are classy like that. Known to travel in packs, these potential date-rapists invariably mistake any female attention as sexual attraction.…

It might be just in my head, but I think she’s flirting with me....

I’m not a big Rosie fan but in all fairness, when you’re that famous that wherever you go, you’re recognized and people expect you to be “on” all the time, that can be rough. If you’re not friendly and funny, people will blog or tweet about what a bitch you are. You can’t even go to the store or restaurant without…

Domestic pigs start to look like that too if they get loose and become feral.

I used to work for a hotel that, at one time, had a Houlihan’s in it. I was the 3rd shift desk clerk/night auditor. The only other staff people there was a security guard and we were tight.

Well, they both love the gays...

Since they claim to be inspired by Christian values, perhaps they should feed 100 homeless people in NYC for a year.

Even if I think Dorothy Day is a saint, she never wanted to be one. She thought that saints weren’t taken seriously. She didn’t want to become some figure that people make prayers to on their altar. She wanted to inspire people to take action in their communities, to start Catholic Worker soup kitchens/Houses of…

Who the fuck is Robert Ailes? Do you mean ROGER Ailes?

It's an elected position. She can't be fired.

I’m not saying that Trump isn’t racist but saying “Go back to Univision” to a reporter from Univision isn’t a racist statement to me.

As someone very allergic to dogs (and other animals), it really pisses me off when people claim their dogs are service animals when they’re not. If you’re blind, if you’re epileptic, whatever the actual medical condition is, that’s great. I’ll suffer for a little bit as long as it’s not a service dog convention. But…

There’s a part of me that’s dimly aware that there are people in this country still offended by the word “fuck”, but whenever shit like this pops up it reminds me how it just seems like a completely other universe to me that people would actually be bothered by this.

Jon Stewart was.

I’m left-handed. I keep feeling like everything I do will be a major faux pas if I go to Japan because there’s no way I can use chopsticks with my right hand. (I can barely use them with my left!) How bad will this screw me up in Japan?

To be fair to the corned beef lady, in most of the country you just can’t get good corned beef. Though old New Yorker lady in Central Florida should have known that already.