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I think Smirnoff is shitty and I will never apologize. I don’t give a damn what any other person thinks of it. It makes me feel like shit when I drink it — hangovers when the quantity consumed should not have led to them. My cheap vodka of choice is Svedka.

The ones who thought it was A-OK that Palin wrapped herself in one on the cover of a magazine or that students insisted on wearing it in protest of Cinco de Mayo are the same ones who will think this is a serious breach of flag etiquette.

I’m a Martha fan. Especially Martha Bakes. I also think she’s quite funny and would be great to drink with.

They are not married. As good as, maybe, but not formally.

Firstly, he was not a “dying” child. He was very ill, and that’s sad, but he was not terminally ill — this is according to his family. Second, Make-a-Wish itself has stated that Ina Garten is a friend to the organization. Apparently, her reps declined this request because she was in the midst of a book tour. She must

I’m a Yankees fan, and a Derek Jeter fan, but Derek Jeter was quite boring to watch play. And his post-game interviews? Yawn. I wondered sometimes if he even had a blood pressure. I guess I’m in the camp that expressing excitement after an accomplishment does not amount to bad sportsmanship.

Athletes have never been the paragon of sportsmanship that people seem to expect. Pro athletes (and owners) have a terrible collective history — rampant drug use, virulent racism, general ass-hole behavior. An amusing dance in the end zone after scoring — and after the opposing team specifically trash talked about

This is also my experience. In the winter they are invisible. In the summer, my hubs gets really excited/charmed by my (fairly mild, but noticeable) freckling after sun exposure. I’m very fair w/blonde hair.

But by black and latino friends said to me they aren’t oppressed!!

The mere thought of wearing socks to bed makes me really itchy and uncomfortable.

I drive these voters crazy, I do on the daily

You are the very first person to use the word “sexism” on this story. No one said anything about sexism until you brought it up.

Being racists, or supporting racism, are not jailable offenses.

Your statement is wrong. He was suspended after being accused. The trial happened after the imposition of the suspension.

Yeah, but sometime what I want is really good but really fast sex, and my vagina doesn’t catch up in time to produce the necessary natural lube. Good sex doesn’t necessarily mean drawn out sex.

That is what I was thinking. 10/10 would leave my job for such a profession.

In an overwhelming majority of cases, prosecutors cannot appeal an acquittal.

I LIVED in Manhattan for a about a year, and I once burst into tears because I was wandering about in a snow storm trying to find my way back to my apartment and couldn’t get a cab or figure out my exact location. Some parts of the city are nicely labeled and easy to figure out. Some are really, really not.

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