I, for one, think this “new” Russ-Tee trombone will never catch on.

That guy is the fucking worst of twitter

more good stuff at http://madbastardsall.blogspot.com/ it’s old, but...

In Soviet Russia, Red Square is nice place. You should go there some time. Enjoy new and different joke formats.

That Kings ad is nuts.

CHRIS BOSH WANTS TO FEEL THE HEAT WITH SOMEBODY

it was GOAT sex.

They should wear those once a month.

Blow me. Nutella dominates.

“Yes, No, Hahahahahahahahahahaha... no... hahahahahahaha”

Mike & Mike: [drops Mike]

If I was forced off the field for health issues, I can think of no way of appreciating life more than becoming the offensive coordinator for Rutgers.

I’m not proud.

But.... NEWTONS ARE FRUIT AND CAKE

Nope, I’m lost here.

I don’t understand this comment.

the attacker is not believed to have specifically targeted the tennis player personally, and instead had picked a house to rob at random

Burfict put together a solid performance in a losing effort, securing 13 tackles, one for loss, and a sack.

Yellowstone PD Detective: “Looks like another case..... has been dissolved.”