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10/29/18
12:51 PM
89

Did you know that most birds to not have a penis? I didn’t until I googled it a minute ago, always wondered, never wanted to find out. Most of them don’t. Most of them... Makes you wonder, which one of them do... Read more

10/29/18
10:16 AM
84

Give it up, Tom. An Oort Cloud is not walking through that door. 

4/20/18
1:38 PM
102

Armstrong remains an unrepentant, life-ruining asshole. He deserved much worse.

1/5/18
10:10 AM
14

Some people will think this joke is outdated but I am all for it and spit coffee on my laptop laughing.

12/8/17
11:46 AM
36

This guy needs to quit complaining. I can think of nine reindeer that would kill for a parachute that worked that well.

9/18/17
1:57 PM
110

It’s like that classic Nathan Hale quote when his British executioner asked the colonial war hero how he felt about being a spy who was caught and about to be hanged. Hale replied, “I only regret that.” Read more

8/27/17
1:34 PM
22

I mean there is plenty of inept sports management in the basketball world. Take Ernie Grunfeld, please.

8/27/17
1:29 PM
43

I don’t care for basketball, but I do love reading about inept sports management, and this did not let me down one bit.

4/13/15
9:43 AM
240

Hmmmm....do I...avoid Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Clay Travis and publishes shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”? Or do I swear allegiance to Fox Sports for being the kind of place that employs Katie Nolan and tears down shit like “How To Land A Husband At The Masters”?

5/8/12
10:31 AM
2

It looks like the next password should have been "BOOKIE PHONE NUMBERS", continuing the theme of "things that are deceptively difficult to juggle."