+1

The “stuff” that gets him out of trouble includes:

“Sure Josh, I’ll hold the ball for you. However, I don’t think that your ‘classic Oscar Pistorious impression’ is really going to change the hearts and minds of the people.”

I mean, I didn’t even know it was a website before he told me.

OK, fine. It’s my neighbor Gary.

Not really friends. More like acquaintances. I don’t even really know them. 

Also, several friends told me that Pornhub is down.

ted hasn’t the slightest clue about what it means to even be spoiled as 96% of the calories he consumes won’t go bad until 2056.

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

That’s good.

Good one, Arturo.

I used to meander through the mall and sneak into the center of circular clothing racks; I’m sure it was cool and dark and pleasant in there, and I always got found eventually.

At what point do we hear about Putin and does his prowess in the bedroom while riding a horse get mentioned?

“hahahahahaha.. that’s great... ‘hit the links’ I get it.”

I think its safe to say the Ryans are going to do as the Romans did.

I would not, to the best of my ability, I would not sanction somebody taking a knee.

In a row?!

Mark my words: they will never knuckle under.

Miller stared at the buffet line for about 20 minutes, then approached the queue and started arguing with guests over a sandwich