+1

The “stuff” that gets him out of trouble includes:

“Sure Josh, I’ll hold the ball for you. However, I don’t think that your ‘classic Oscar Pistorious impression’ is really going to change the hearts and minds of the people.”

ted hasn’t the slightest clue about what it means to even be spoiled as 96% of the calories he consumes won’t go bad until 2056.

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

That’s good.

Good one, Arturo.

I used to meander through the mall and sneak into the center of circular clothing racks; I’m sure it was cool and dark and pleasant in there, and I always got found eventually.

At what point do we hear about Putin and does his prowess in the bedroom while riding a horse get mentioned?

“hahahahahaha.. that’s great... ‘hit the links’ I get it.”

I think its safe to say the Ryans are going to do as the Romans did.

I would not, to the best of my ability, I would not sanction somebody taking a knee.

In a row?!

Mark my words: they will never knuckle under.

Miller stared at the buffet line for about 20 minutes, then approached the queue and started arguing with guests over a sandwich

Sadly, not the first Arkansas head coach that can’t keep track of his bitches.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Son, your mother and I are very disappointed in this comment, -1.

If you guys fought the other blogs for survival (not Gawker, RIP), who would win? I imagine Univision is planning something like this in the future.