Patrick - I tried calling but I keep getting a voicemail prompt from a guy that sounds like the Jane the Virgin narrator.

“I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here, but I really hope the court has more evidence than ‘their stories didn’t match’”

+1

This is a great place to remember Raysisms 2014 2nd place finish.

The cops were all over him, like white on Rice.

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

Hacks are also a euphemism for people who are lousy at something!

Both of them.

“The difference between A-Rod and a stud? Fuck if I know.”

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

+1

This is better than what is happening to Bison Dele, who is currently getting deboned.

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

If Pat Riley had any words at all about his part, I’m sure they were hurtful ones.

Good joke. +1

RIP. Somebody check on Stacy King and Brandon Knight.

RT Adam Schefter over and over again, just to see how he likes having a blood-sucking parasite on him for once!

No. He should be praised for calling an audible.

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After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.