RT Adam Schefter over and over again, just to see how he likes having a blood-sucking parasite on him for once!

No. He should be praised for calling an audible.

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After pulling the knife out, many declared Josh the rightful king of Britain.

+1

Yeah, well, if Zyla wants to be a fucking PRIMO water skier, she’ll leave Florida and go to Illinois then to the Steelers then to CBS and finally to catch on as a special teams coach with the Packers.

Once, when I was 24, I was injured by a fork lift. I won’t recount what happened when Whitlock raised the spoon.

Nope. It’s not that.

Thank you for explaining the nature of absolute value to me. I HAD NO IDEA!

What? Am I missing something here?

Jesus, this is awful. Thank god he never forgot how to ride a bike.

nah

NIH Scientists: “Mr. Goodell, could you please provide us with the following data...”

you have amazing awanus

Didn’t Kobe tell him those are all misses?

How do I prevent my son from puking while watching a movie on the iPad? This happens on every trip longer than 4 hours or so. He’s six.

I didn’t realize that Alabama-Birmingham was a real school; I just that UAB was in Chapel Hill.

+1

Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: Re: fwd: the blood was actually just paint

In 3 years, Mike Scott.