Man O’ WAR

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This makes me nostalgic for Marge Schott. Man, you could really sniff some butts in those days.

Are you Him?

In the Church of Pastafarianism, we forever believe that you should let all people play, regardless of their viewpoint or ability to stick a 20 footer.

It might be just be a video of a bowl of spaghetti being flung into a ceiling fan.

sounds like you need a conscious uncoupling from this book

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

i just can’t believe his parents gave him and his brother the same first and middle name (“one”)

“Now, young lady, let me have a go and see if I can get it to work. First, you gotta locate the search bar. Go to NFL.com and there it is. Next, you type in the search terms like ‘raven rb highlights’. Then, click ‘search’. See, it says ‘no videos found’ and that’s how you get plausible deniability. GOOD JOB!”

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked? What about Peter King?”

“This is my crowning achievement!”

*salivation

Pffftt. One bad call from Mitch Kupchak and the Lakers were out of playoff contention for two years.

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.

“Bud.”

Cardinals fan: [immediately becomes huge Zobrist fan]

Meh. Manny Ramirez was famous for his upper deckers.

triple meat

The 0-3 Cardinals have struck out a combined 37 times in their three losses.