+1

I’ll bet she wants a ‘do-over! Look at those split ends!

thank you! I didn’t even know what size frank was. good idea to check his underwear

[bang!]

Terrorist 1: [on walkie-talkie] “Can you confirm: are all 5 ‘big ones’ in place?”

That was also Freddie Mercury’s master plan.

Judge: “Please approach the witness box.”

You idiot. +1

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I’m at a floss for words.

I laughed.

Candle in the wind: Documenting the worst online flame wars and trolls about Billy Joel lyrics

I laughed.

oh my. +1

this is how most christians feel when they’ve ordered coffee from starbucks

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

You know, Greg. If you want black marks on your face, instead of painting them on, you could do us all a huge favor and punch yourself there repeatedly.

“What?”

“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”

“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”