“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”

“That Ain’t No Fucking Triangle, That’s A Square”

+1

+1, I laughed.

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

+1

Honestly think this is the girlfriend’s fault for not actually being Sheryl Crow.

“he’s only halfway there!”

dammit i told dave joerger to blow on the cartridge but noooooooooo

LMVO!

I do this all the time. Except with farts.

I laughed

STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

This all makes sense if you remember that Kevin previously played in Brooklyn.

+1

“dad! there’s a shell outside just sitting there.”

+1 you goddamn idiot

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

If I’m straining to come up with this shit, I should probably stop doing it.

Indeed. you tug too hard in a public restroom and why am I not surprised to find out you ruined the shaft.