At the end of the day, did anyone really sex Mutumbo?

+1

That’s great.

why wouldn’t you just return it to its owner? I’m sure Mr. Frerotte wants it back.

the big issue here is how they convinced all those male cows to give stool samples

how exactly is this supposed to flatten my belly?

I have wished that, with silence, I could somehow erase a story told by an immature young man.

I’m glad you’re not dead or dismembered.

+1

Get a rope

Hey man - I was just revisiting this comment and just wanted to let you know that I apologize for fooling you with my silly comment. Please be well too.

That’s great.

though no one touches Prince.

“When you found out, I found out.”

“TOM! TOM! TOM! DOES ME HOLDING THIS MICROPHONE LIKE THIS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A DONG?! IT LOOKS LIKE A DONG, DOESN’T IT? HASHTAG DONGERPHONE.”

you’re telling me fish get hairballs too

“it’s totally screwed on wrong.”

Nice. +1

For no reason whatsoever, I can tell you that Mickey Morandini turned an unassisted triple play.

90% of them have billed their clients for a tenth of an hour spent clicking that star.