He probably got hurt trying out for The World’s Schlongest Man competition.

That’s great.

Oh come off it - the kid wasn’t that ugly.

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Typical comment section ruined by lawyers.

Who knows—perhaps trying to win will work!

Most of these are Mike Millers kids though.

Kobe once was great but now he is old, broken, and full of himself.

FUCK! I left the new Kurt Cobain album to watch my kids and it let them watch 17 consecutive hours of The Cat in the hat knows a lot about that!

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Just a quick editing point, Tom, but you really could drop the “over to” in that first sentence.

That’s really dumb. Good work. +1

BROWN RICE HIGH IN (MORAL) FIBER

BROWN RICE REMOVES LOGJAM IN BACKFIELD

[Nah, just couldn’t.]