The idiots on this website! He broke his jaw. His feet are fine.

“Hi Pete!”

The Invasion of Norman D

So, on average, they ended up with Chris Bosh?

To ensure that he was no where near the playing field, the let Jeff Vanderjagt kick him out.

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While I fully agree in the context of the rape trial this seems remarkably tone deaf, I also love that under “PERMISSION” is a likeness of Vanderbilt football player for which the THE RELENTLESS, TOUGH, INTELLIGENT FOOTBALL PLAYERS will not be compensated. APPARENTLY THEY DON’T NEED PERMISSION FOR THAT EITHER.

Did any of the fisherman perish from grief as a result of viewing the opposite team receiving the ball? I have to imagine that would have been the very definition of irony.

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“I tried to keep it together the best I could. I couldn’t believe it. Then it was, ‘My goodness, it’s actually going to happen.’”

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Robert Shapiro and Johnny Cochrane couldn’t prove that pitch was a strike, even if it was framed.

Oh the places you’ll want to not see...

Of course, he’s not the real Jesus. This is like saying Greg Popovich didn’t write the 10 Commandments. Greg Popovich didn’t learn to write until the Commandments were already 10 or 15 years old!

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The sizes are now Vin Baker, Vin Baker, Vinti Baker.

Also, you read my FAQ on commenting? I didn’t know anyone even read that - other than the jokers who (rightly) took me to task for being a dickwad.

Hey man! No worries at all. And I did think you said AAU football.

“The tooth will come out.”

Or, as Bobby Knight calls it, “Wednesday Night.”