@marciax3: THANK YOU. I always use proper english. It still stings when I have to abbreviate things in text messaging (for speed's sake).

I love that serena williams is going to freaking nail school. I can really appreciate her desire to keep wanting to learn and acquire new skills, however simple or unexpected.

@msAnthrope: Most of the old women-with-long-hair that I see don't do anything with it. Either it's a thin grey braid down to their ass or it looks like they don't take care of it/don't trim the split ends. In these cases, I get the impression that they are trying to fight old age and wear the hair they had in their…

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS SHOW EXISTED! Two of my favorite contestants, both for personality and talent and the premise for the show sounds fantastic.

@princesslala: that was my understanding. Not that it's worked, but I always have the "key phrases" of the job description pasted onto my next cover letter so I don't forget to drop them in.

@katastic: Bwahahahaha I hate my life. This so deserves COTD and a heart for good measure.

@kentuckienne: same here! I remember hearing about it while was chest deep into my Billy Crudup crush-movie-phase. I don't know why, but they were showing a bunch of his movies on cable, specifically Waking Life (with Jennifer Connely) and I was like "swoooon." And then he did that shitty thing and I was so completely…

@bread_and_potatoes: SPYDER GAMES was the shit! I loved it like none other.

For many people, I think they realize that people have good and bad parts to them.

@Ian Logsdon: AT&T works as well, but only in the super busy stops like Gallery Place/Pentagon City etc.

Child of a broken home, here! It's weird, but I don't remember any single one moment that encapsulates my parents' divorce. The process began when I was about 7. I have memories of heated arguments and then him having an apartment in MD my mother and I moving to VA. We all lived so close, that I was spending the…

@Mrs. Beeton: Or when in case there are just the single bathrooms where going in with your guy friend doesn't mean we are about to fuck.

@Thus Spake Kate is Queen of the Mods: To your last points, um, duh. I've never had the sex(ual) activity tho. Most of the bars I go to are barely clean enough to pee in.

@starsandbutterflies: whoa. this is sooooo me. I'm PM'd (and hearted) you!

I haven't read most of the comments, and perhaps someone has already addressed this but I've been seeing a lot of "well how many male writers does Jezebel have?"

@dreamypisces: me too. Works like a charm, if ya know whattamean.

@TheCatWhoWalks: I recently went to a crepe stand in DC and they just fold the crepe twice, and stick it in a paper cone. I was able to eat it and walk into my destination, with no problem. It took less than five minutes to make since all the fillings, sweet and savory, are in little cups, ready to be dumped onto the…

@nicolebrice0318: uuuugh, the same thing happened to me when I was hooking up with this Italian guy. What's worse is that he wasn't a virgin, and his number was only 2 less than mine. Idiot.

@Snooties McSnooties: It's like saying "the Devil made me do it!" and a nice way to absolve themselves of responsibility. In this case, it's even worse because instead of using a supernatural being, they are using their own children. Sad.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: second!