@stacyinbean: my school provided up to 4 free abortions if you had purchased their health plan. #theviewabortion

@RockyMay: Where's the application? Sounds like a fun group. I'm already brainstorming for mascots...how about oreos? Delicious yet contemptible. #preciousfilm

@cand86: could Planned Parenthood be considered a pregnancy crisis center? #plannedparenthoodtexas

@bluebears: haha you and me both! After about 5 minutes, I get a little too handsy and then whoops, someone's naked. #sex

Those are eyebrows Michael K would die for! #formulaonegrandprix

In the words of Tracey Morgan "Thanks a lot, Puritans!"

this is like part 2 of that super frightening "True Life: I'm getting married." Only this time, the bride is the one making not-so-thinly-veiled death threats.

@JessickerFletcher: his stand up routine that was recently shown on comedy central was very entertaining.

first: "What we learned today:

I think this is my new favorite thing.

@JessaFields: i didn't make it, but here it be

@Penny: i have an unnatural love for Hall & Oates and this song is so perfectly 80s; the soft jazz sax, the lighting, the camera angles and the feline eyes!! Ah yes, you are so hearted. #uncle

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: hmm, I think that should be hitler intentionally ordered an entire race of people be killed. The defense department calculates collateral damage in every mission. If you think Bush didn't know over a million people would be killed, then someone else did and didn't let him…

@kookla: Gia wonder if he got her digits? #angelinajolie

@FroderickFronkensteen: if you ever saw 9 1/2 weeks, i think you would reconsider. Plastic surgery is not genetic, though, the cray cray probably is. so yeah, no mickey rourke!

@JessickerFletcher: and virginia woolf part-timed as Julia Child.

"Since when is working toward peaceful solutions a "radical" foreign policy?"

yay! i love this game even tho many of my favorites *insert film/band etc* have gotten listed.

i really enjoyed this interview, rich and (and enjoy seeing you on jez sober! lol) and I too don't understand what was so outrageously out of line about the questions.

Gah, its cute and gross. Why am I torn? Well, cause i judge people on who they date and I like him and her not so much. They do kinda sorta make sense tho, and if he's smiling, she must be doing something right.