"A man had a seizure at a screening of Lars von Trier's Antichrist during the scene in which Charlotte Gainsbourg attacks Willem Dafoe's genitalia."

@BeckySharper: LOL that bunny was hilarious but the mention of "tentacles" is what put me over the edge and made me feel not so embarrassed for that time i got too curious on a porn site.

@minnesotameltdown: oh girl, you sound like me. i hearted you and left you a PM.

I need some clarification. Is God (that's who she is quoting, right?) talking about abortion or the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, East Timor etc etc?

@meanteeth: i didn't and thanks for the info

"Stories of the time you cut off all your hair and a boy in the back of the school bus said you looked like a boy. And you turned around and punched him. "

@meanteeth: as a half-ethiopian/black girl, i think her hair looks fine (ie healthy) there just no rhyme or reason to it, which is fine but harder work day to day. Angelina likely doesn't know how to braid or cornrow. These styles doesn't hide unhealthy hair, it helps it grow and just makes it easier to deal with…

pete's actions were enough to send me into a rage, but the way he made it Trudy's fault that he cheated cemented it for me. When she first came home, and he betrayed his guilt with his reluctance to have sex, I thought he would redeem himself a bit and confess openly, and ask forgiveness. Too much to ask for.

@bluebears: that scene was so unbelievably awkward. While I wish Betty would let loose a bit, and have an affair, I hate that it would (will) be some guy who feels he "deserves" it. Obligation sex is not hot.

"Pass me the creme, I want to integrate my coffee"

@LucilleMcGillicuddy: wut, it's kylie! She's been making music for over 20 years, puts on badass shows, designs cuter clothes for H&M than Madonna, is a cancer survivor and we have pretty much the same taste in men. She is awesome.

While my boobs disqualify me from the tank top, that napoleon jacket is hot as hell (there's tinsel on the shoulders!) and my teeny tiny phone would fit perfectly in the pockets of those short shorts. Gimme gimme!

@miss.terious: that's what i think is really cool/frustrating as hell about the time we are living in, and the reason Mad Men being set in the 60s, is such an easy comparison and makes the show that much more compelling.

"Creationism is a religious conversation." thank you, whoopi.

i'm happy oprah and her team of stylists were able to get her off weave. I'm sure my hair would look that great if I was getting it done professionally every day. I think that's what Chris meant when he said "That's rich!"

@AmericanSplendor: i distinctly remember small tiled streets in BA (in recoleta possibly, around the nicer houses) and thinking they were super random. But since this is florida, i'm guessing they cleaned it due to the event going down cause that was another thing i noticed, dog doo was a common ornament on the…

I agree with many of the anti-olympics-in-chicago crowd (not least of all because my dad lost a shit ton of money during the Atlanta games). But also, let south america experience the headaches of the games for like the first time ever.

a supremely goofy friend of mine insisted that the last party we had before graduation would be Maury Povich themed. He spent an entire afternoon preparing envelopes, and near the end of the night did a sort of ceremony that included mostly inside jokes.

Hoarders is my new favorite show (the season was pretty short) but A/E tv is bugging out and I can't watch it...is anyone else having this problem?

damn, this looks like a really good (ie: emotionally draining) episode which I can't see since the A/E site is being a big ole bitch. Has anyone else been having this problem?