When Sarah revealed she had a boyfriend a few episodes ago, I got a little confused. After seeing her sweat at the sight of Charlize Theron, I'm even more so.

Listen, I've had a lot of skinny friends who honestly eat whatever because of their metabolisms. And it's incredibly insulting to accuse every thin woman with having an eating disorder.

They loved her dish anyway.

Charlize Theron >>>>>> Natalie Portman

What do you need a tire iron for?

I've heard that the sound set-up in the SNL studio is remarkably bad. It's a tiny space with awful acoustics, and a lot of performers goof it up.

There was too much of the sad actor, not enough of the dog. I want more dog.

@avclub-d783823cc6284b929c2cd8df2167d212:disqus i'd assume that most of the people with the problems are older people…literacy rates are way higher among younger generations…

A lot of things are released in other countries in dubbed versions only.

I'm black?!
Does Dad know?!

And Joseph Campbell to a tee.

He does say he wants to return "to the art houses" in the article above!

I have a middle class Mexican-American family that looks down on lower class Mexican-Americans. It's the Cosby Syndrome.

My brother was 10 when new books were still coming out; he eagerly awaited each one and announced the titles as they came out. My cousins got them all at once when they got older, and they devoured them.

Wow, I thought this was entendre. I had to look back up at the picture again to see this was real soup you guys were talking about.

Nerrrrrrrd!

Gosh, I hope so!

Dude, Sarah really was talking to her like a child!! If someone talked to me the way that Sarah (and Lindsay) were talking to Beverly in the kitchen, my blood would start to boil.

Lindsay sure took her sweet time in the front of house. I feel like maybe she was trying to stay calm by keeping herself as slow and balanced-seeming as possible, but if I saw a restaurant that busy, I'd be annoyed by a hostess acting like that. There was no reason to stroll around the place if it meant seating…

it's the COCAOINE