I’m not picking up what you’re throwing down here. That gif is fucking hilarious.

White privilege

At least Curry had a good Father’s Day, he got to spend it playing basketball with his daddy.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

except that a liberal arts major knows to put the period inside the quotation marks.

I thought bears usually try their best to avoid being exposed to the light. I guess those are just the Baylor ones.

Sorry if I have to be “that guy” but what I just watched is disgusting and never would have happened in the old days. It’s just not right and has no place in baseball.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

Thank you very much, but I’ll pass.

they’re equipped with a somewhat leathery outer skin (taste buds and all) and some cartilage and sinew at the base

“We spent so many years arguing over the concept that, eventually, I got hit by a truck.”

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

At very least, adequate Adequate Man.

I didn’t do the best job, but I tried to make sure everyone was cool.

Speaking fee: Airfare and hotel, $3.50, and a turkey club, NO MAYO.

That’s certainly an excellent way to express displeasure with tuition hikes - yell while a guy who makes poop jokes on the internet gives a talk.

Why break precedent now.

Oh good, even our new writers have terrible opinions.