If we take Nancy Pelosi at her word, it seems like this is being done to counter the “This Congress does nothing but investigate Trump!!!!!!” hooie that Republican campaign ads are putting out*. If she thinks passing legislation is going to prevent that, then she’s politically dumber than I thought.

Though she doesn’t seem overly political beyond vague “Be Kind to One Another” platitudes, why would you hang out with the guy whose administration fought to make sure you didn’t have the same rights as others because of who you love?

Patrick, you are a bigger person than I, because I will never forgive him for obtaining his pretend bike improperly. 

This whistleblower stuff is great for the sole reason that it makes very bad people very mad.

He looks like Penn Jillette if Penn Jillette’s head was stung by a bee and he had a bad allergic reaction.

Ugh, I’ve had this happen. Joke’s so old that I think Dilbert used it as a punchline in the early 1990s.

Do your part. When you’re at a checkout and something doesn’t scan, say, “It must not be free.” Then narrow your eyes and give a knowing nod to the cashier.

Sometimes, we can all be bad people to others, but I think we can all take heart that we’ve never been so awful that we’ve been called frauds by Luke Skywalker.

Geraldo Riviera’s viewpoints during the Trump candidacy/presidency have been such a weird grab bag of ideas that you have to wonder what principles actually animate him, if any.

Seeing this and the Stephen Miller thumbnail makes me think Giuliani is the evolved version of Miller

Alternate headline: President Announces Plan to Cap Amount of American Foreign Policy Consequences Admitted to United States to 18,000

My mistake!

I remember yesterday people worrying (correctly) that he could alter the transcripts to remove any wrongdoing. Naw, he’ll just publish them as is. It’s either contempt, incompetence, or both.

That’s Link! In Overwatch! Now I’ve seen everything!

Dude’s got a standing stance like a chocobo in that last picture.

Before they were rendered insane by the members’ chittering in their blasphemous tongue, sources say Waldman was recently sighted attending church services with Stephen Miller at the local Esoteric Order of Dagon! Will she take the Three Oaths for an infinite supply of gold and fish?

I’ve got an awesome lifehack for anyone who wants to go into politics (or anyone in general)!

“Hey everyone, let’s all calm down: it’s just a little bit of child massacre.”

It’s not even a redemption tour! He hasn’t apologized for anything! He bragged about Trump wishing him luck! 

The weird part about this appeal—hearkening back to the slightly-left-of-center status quo of the early-to-mid 2010s—is that we already tried that: it was called the Hilary Clinton candidacy.