Why’s the inability to call an election before the Brexit deadline bad for Boris Johnson? Isn’t that what he wants?

Frankly, the nicest thing you can say about Jerry Falwell Jr. is that his dad’s dead.

I used ‘sclerotic’ to describe a process during a meeting and got a lot of blank looks.

That’s some restraint from a guy who took 30 seconds to decide to merk a wedding party.

This is cheap, but oh man, can you imagine if Obama had scheduled a peace meeting with the Taliban two days before the anniversary of 9/11? The right-wing fever swamp would look like the head exploding .gif from Scanners.

Paper and deer are getting really advanced, so you really need the firepower of the AR-15.

Republicans: “Liberals think we need more gun laws, but the problem is really MENTAL HEALTH! VIDEO GAMES! EVOLUTION!”

Reminder that this jamoke and his even more jamoke compatriot Jack Burkman not only tried to accuse Robert Mueller of rape in New York on a day where the Washington Post said he was in D.C. serving jury duty, but paid a woman to fly out to do the accusing, forged her signature on an affidavit, used an “intelligence”…

Requiescat in Peace, fryer mouse.

Well, if it’s like other DoD projects then we should look forward to that $3.6 billion taking 10 years to go through the Pentagon’s acquisitions and contracting process before going to a approximately 20-foot cinderblock wall that somehow explodes when it gets wet.

I mean, do they need to? 

If Newt Gingrich is the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person sounds like, Trump has to be the weak person’s idea of what a strong person sounds like: just impotently lashing out at any slight no matter how whiny it makes him look.

A sun going down would be more appropriate.

Answer to the headline: Ken Cuccinelli is an awkward turd of a human being.

I still think the ultimate outcome for all of this is that no-deal won’t happen, but Brexit will be in this perpetual Kafka-esque state of happening and not happening. No one except either the truly ignorant or the truly sociopathic really want a no-deal Brexit, so no one wants to be the one left holding the bag if a…

Bedbugs just made the Internet a little better today.

Well, I was going to say how you could teach your kids how to use a smartphone, how to develop critical thinking skills, how to spot scams, generally how to be mindful on the Internet, and thus use it as a teaching tool and build trust with your teenage kids as they grow into young adults. However, since it seems you…

“Do you hate dealing with toilet clogs? Use an outhouse!”

I don’t have hard data on it, but I’d bet that there’s a lot of overlap between those who vilify Susan Sarandon and those that are/were way too into Russiagate. Their narrative needs a confederacy of villains to explain why someone as qualified as Clinton lost to an oaf like Trump without implicating the DNC and/or Cli…