Speaking as someone that supports Sanders and his idea that out-of-touch billionaires exert entirely too much power in politics, it was nice of Bloomberg to enter the race as a living thesis statement.

Warren and Biden flaming out in such spectacular fashion right out of the gate was not something I was expecting last year. Especially not to the benefit of Buttigieg and Klobuchar, two candidates whose fundamental pitch would be more in line with the 2008 election. Warren supporters are passionate, she seemed like…

Barr’s the old-school type of corrupt Republican; it’s kind of quaint to watch him try to finagle things like plausible deniability in the era of Trump’s “Yeah, I did it. So what?” malfeasance.

Bloomberg-stan says what

To summarize your amazing words: You won’t get a whole lot of people knocking on doors to say, “Have you heard of Amy Klobuchar? She’s the adult in the room!”

Regardless of her (justified) contempt for Buttigieg, Klobuchar seems to have staked out a position in this primary as the person who says “no”, which is about as inspiring, if not less, than Buttigieg’s empty, focus-grouped-Obama Live-Laugh-Love business-consultant rhetoric.

I don’t like to think of myself as an angry or mean person, but there are about six people in this world who were so monstrous in life that if they died, I’d just give a nice nod, smile, say “Good.”, then celebrate with a drink that night.

Paper Mario: Color Splash was a big disappointment, so it can stay on the Wii-U frankly.

I can tell you that already: by letting Michael Bloomberg do or say anything. Guy’s got the charisma of an intestinal polyp.

I’m in my mid-30s, and this campaign is the very first political campaign I’m volunteering for. There are a lot of Sanders’ policy positions I like, but at the end of it all I think I chose to join up because I have a good job, good healthcare, and a life generally free from anxiety and precariousness and it’d just be…

I agree, just for the love of God, do not make me have to go into a voting booth and fill in a square next to Michael Bloomberg.

Every turd that makes an argument like that looks exactly like the kind of person who would make an argument like that.

Must be real weird to go through life letting words tumble out of your mouth and never considering the weight of what you’re saying like you’re just releasing a bunch of crickets outside.

Because the principles Sanders fights for are also being fought in the Democratic primary by ______________

Sanders should send Clinton a fruit basket, because having Hillary Clinton trying to diss you by saying no one in Congress likes you should not only bolster his cred among a lot of Democrats, but a lot of people across all of the political spect-

Somewhere, Michael Bennet swirls his snifter of brandy as he sees the feud between Sanders and Warren.

This is my first time seeing donkey kicks and they look stupid. I’m not a personal trainer or anything, but it seems like that jerky quick movement would fuck up your knees or cause you to pull something.

I had a coworker start at my organization several months back, and the precise moment I lost all respect for him was when I looked at his Facebook page and saw him unironically cheer for Donald Trump Jr. thinking about running for mayor of New York City.

Whomst among us did not weep openly when that tree the cat people liked fell down?

It’s amazing how much Fiorina has failed in her life. She’s even failing to have a coherent opinion!