Other McNaughton “hits” had Trump—a notorious germophobe—teaching a liberal snowflake MSM mainsteam media safe space triggered college student how to fish (if he ever baited a hook I’d eat my hat) and running a football down the field for a touchdown (he’d probably keel over and die).

I was in some tourist-y place in Tennessee and between pro-Second Amendment beach blankets (they were mostly black! a terrible idea for the beach to me!) and “I Kneel for the Cross and Stand for the Flag” shirts, I saw honest-to-goodness McNaughton prints for sale.

Sports fans should stop saying “Let’s Go” and instead say “Let’s Grow (together as human beings).”

Me, a knuckle-brained ignoramus: “What if, instead of nominating someone we don’t like and don’t agree with, we nominated someone... that didn’t suck?”

If you want to ruin your day just think that to some, achieving this level of gauche tackiness is a destination.

Steve King has an all-out meltdown every few months. The Confederate flag on his desk sucked his brains out, as Confederate flags do.

These thumb-headed goobers are getting increasingly abstract (“Can we ever defeat evil, mannnnn?”) after every mass shooting done by a white, but you can bet they’d have a lot of ideas if the shooter was, say, Hispanic or from an Islamic country.

I can’t imagine the thought process that would lead someone to slab-grade Kid Klown in Night Mayor World. Better make sure *this* treasure is around for future generations!

Reborg-X sounds like a lazy late-game palette swapped enemy in a JRPG.

I was reallllllly hoping Ken Cuccinelli would fade into irrelevance once the execrable Bob McDonnell left the governor’s seat and once Cuccinelli himself lost the gubernational race in 2013.

Trump played the beginning of Final Fantasy V, and it stuck with him.

Man, it’d be nice if our entire primary process trajectory, and thus our political process, was not centered around Iowa and how well candidates can schmooze while eating a gray slab of pork.

I was baffled this week when people said they canceled their NYT subscriptions because of that dumb Trump headline. You didn’t already cancel when you opened up the op-ed page to see Ross Douthat, Bret Stephens, and David Brooks’ dumb pud faces staring at you?

You ever eat so much spicy stuff you feel hot and bloated, and there’s not really a relief in sight so you just have to sit there and sweat for a while until the feeling passes? If that feeling could be translated into a picture of Youtube thumbnails, it’d be the one above.

I did not have to alter the first draft of my mental image of “young people supporting Mitch McConnell” in the slightest.

The Babylon Bee: come see what your weird dominionist coworker--who also has a lightsaber in his cubicle--is chortling about today

Meet the two turd men running the toilet site started from a slightly-nicer toilet.

Good work, BABY NERD! 

“Siri, do neurons die more in the summer?”

A Democrat friend of mine is a big Nancy Pelosi fan and as whatever God/gods/no God is my witness, I do not understand it.