Being the browns from a few years ago implies you’re only a few years away from starting the season 2-4 and frankly that’s a pretty high bar to clear at this point

After 3 weeks, Melvin Gordon tired of being a Sans Dinero Charger.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

It’s gonna be a real shame when OJ murders him for ruining his fantasy team.

Seems shortsighted to me. What’s he going to do without football? Other than his family, tens of millions of dollars, a Stanford education, and relative youth, football was all he had going for him.

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

This is simply not true across the board of folks in their 30s and younger. That’s just you.

Bless your heart.

With double the Chubs today I bet they turn a lot of DPs

Or B) the top tier athletes that normally flock to places like Alabama or Ohio State will decide they’d rather play at USC, Cal, UCLA, or Standford. Fuck with Bama’s talent pool, and I’d bet good money the Alabama state legislature passes a similar law in record time. 

I’m an Eagles fan, I still have to hear Troy Aikman talking about how we once booed Santa Clause 60 years ago. I’ve never seen a player injury cheered so lustily as Durant’s got cheered. Giving Toronto fans a pass for this is inexcusable.

Raptors fans clowned themselves. The cheers were not “brief”— the whole arena erupted, and it went on for quite awhile. One particular clown was seen courtside waving “good-bye” to KD while KD sat clutching his Achilles.  The Raptors players were clearly embarrassed, and KD gave a well-deserved “fuck you” to the…

Your assessment of the Toronto fans “briefly” cheering and quickly shutting up is quite a stretch. Their level of excitement at the injury, including the clown caught on TV waiving goodbye at him, far outweighs the perceived quickness of their applause.  I suspect if it were another city, playing another opponent, the…

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

What a softy. BE A MAN.

You left out that he barely reacted.

Disparaging a player for being a piece of shit domestic abuser is always ok. It’s an ethical cousin of the rule “it’s always ok to punch a nazi.”