As a fellow guy I sympathize. As a Giants fan this makes me chuckle 

This! I can’t believe he didn’t go down. I like to think I’m tough, but I would have been on the ice in the fetal position questioning all my life decisions that led me to get hit in the mouth by a fucking hockey puck

Didn’t surprise me in the least. One of the most fare weather fan bases out there

How can any Giants fan route for any team above the Dodgers?  This is just wrong

I’m taking the thing with the gun because it’s really a T-1000. Therefore I win, as long as my name isn’t John Connor.

+1 came here for this comment. Deadspin really need to reevaluate there “favorite team” reporters.

8th inning, 9th inning. Who cares about accuracy.